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quiet train

A liberal oxymoronic invention. One a train certain cars are reserved as "quiet trains". These cars are supposed to have no music or talking.
Bro you can't talk to me, we're on the "quiet train"!

What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?

Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.
by dopexile August 25, 2019
mugGet the quiet trainmug.

trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
a guy posts on an online forum:

A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?

Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:

Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?

Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.

Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?

Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.

Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?

Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!

Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...

..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
mugGet the trains-creepmug.

Trump train

A bunch of idiot trump supporters trying their best to hype each other up but desperately failing as every Normal Perosn with a half functioning Brian cell judges them.
Trump supported: trump train🥶🇺🇸
Every normal Perosn: yiiiiiiikess
mugGet the Trump trainmug.

A Train

When you run over a person who is standing next right to another person while they are holding hands or kissing
Definition 2: A person in the boys (tv show) Who has the power of running at the speed of life
Dude I litteraly just did pulled an a train on that couple down the streetli
by litteralydead November 6, 2022
mugGet the A Trainmug.

Deadly Train Crash

A crazy ass high where you end up in the middle of nowhere on train tracks with everything within a mile radius is just absolutely leveled.
Terreck: How was the kush I gave you?
Justin: Holy fucking shit it was ASS I woke up in a Deadly Train Crash.
by TheHolySampleText July 20, 2023
mugGet the Deadly Train Crashmug.

sur host a training pls day

During this day, you must host a training upon request.
"sur host a training pls day" just say it in a discord and they must host a traning
by God If He Was Straight December 11, 2021
mugGet the sur host a training pls daymug.

train-cocker

One who rides the train in Southern California to avoid traffic but drives his car to the train and causes more traffic
Look at that train-cocker come out of the station and cut me off.
by Gurt_Train December 1, 2017
mugGet the train-cockermug.

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