wood

Cold caller/Lead generator that failed to produce honest or legit work lead leaving the representative of the company empty when recalling the prospect

Brad produced a wood; did he do an honest days work on any calls?

by Lcamy July 8, 2024

prison woods

A term for a wooded area where gay men like to gather and perform sexual intercourse

Me and John took a trip to “ye old prison woods”

by Stinky leg January 25, 2020

Pomp Wood

The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.

Pomp wood baby

by Jewmelow April 9, 2010

thatcher woods

the most bussin function in the land post corona. Bring your drugs because it’s time to party. Be prepared to nature pee and have nightly visits from the local police.

Guy: Did you hear about people going to thatcher woods?
Guy 2: yea I heard the baddest bitches in town hang out there and it’s bussin

by Bodacious O September 12, 2020

Tiger Woods

The act of pegging you significant other with a 6 iron, then proceed to run over them in a golf cart while yelling "HOLE IN ONE!"

"yo I just heard David did a Tiger Woods on Meghan!"

by lamberman6 September 20, 2021

Morning Wood

George Butler

George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!

by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021

pumping wood

Tom Kuhn, maker of the famous wooden "No Jive" yo-yo, gave the nickname "pumping wood" in reference to playing with a yo yo.

Man, I was all by myself yesterday, so I was pumping wood to pass the time.

by PGZ May 13, 2005