Wet Saddle

A sex position involving role-play where the female is on all fours and the male is riding her back, whacking her ass, and pulling on her hair (like a horse tack) just like a horse.

Friend: "How was sex last night?"
you: "it was like a wet saddle."
Friend: "So you rode her like a horse!?"

by Shenanigans1996 February 9, 2012

wet aspirin

Obtaining relief from any of your life problems through the enjoyment of a wet, sticky, very enjoyable sexual encounter

Yasin- Dude Im Fckn stressed over these exams

Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin

Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right

by BfloHunnydew December 19, 2011

Wet Weapon

When after consuming Jager Bombs you can transform into the ultimate weapon in love, sexual prowess or a comedy genius. You can also (at the same time) become a demi-god, a destroyer of worlds, the ultimate warrior and a better lover than Cupid

Alt. After too much Jager your Penis becomes like a wet gun -useless "Overcooked wet weapon"

"Look at Arik over there, just did five jagers - He has become a wet Weapon. No doubt someones gona get it."

by Arik of Arnold January 12, 2012

wet and gushy

Just a censored version of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallions “WAP” Instead “Wet A** P****”
It’s “Wet and Gushy”

“Yeah you dealing with some wet and gushy”

by Powerrangers123 February 19, 2023

Wet Brodie

When someone wets their finger and puts it in the butthole of a corpse. Like a wet willy, but horrifically different. Preferably used in a roleplaying board game scenario. Do not recommend in reality as this may be illegal.

"He totally did a wet brodie on her last night!"
"Dude....that's gross."

by Laurizzlebeingdirty October 30, 2020

wet-lag

A term mostly used by females/people with pussies refering to the term jet-lag. Wet-lag similar to jet-lag is when your physically and or mentally put on pause due to intense orgasm or sexual over stimulation. Also reffering to being wet after coming out of the shower, a place were people commonly masturbate. Symptoms of wet can include hurt back, pulled muscles(from spasming), ringnig in ears, over sensitivity, being raw etc.

person 1: Dude, did u see Bettie when she came out the shower?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: Look at that fuck-walk! She totally has wet-lag.

by im u fucking sadist17 December 26, 2020

Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021