Wet Jacket

The act of pulling out of a dripping wet pussy leaving behind a condom full of cum.

Fuck Stacy! I just left my wet jacket in the closet.

by RealizedDumpster February 22, 2021

Wet That Chest

The act of orgasming on another's chest after receiving oral sex. Coined by rabid Rizzo.

1) Rizzo was so infatuated with Norman Reedus that she wanted to wet that chest.

2) "Damn girl, that nigga looks fine! I'd love to wet that chest!"

by Risk bandit August 1, 2014

Wet Billy

When you lick your finger and stick it in your friends beer.

Tom gave Eric a wet billy last night at the bar.
Or
If you give me a wet billy on this ten dollar beer you're gonna get your ass kicked!

by Blackhole Sum October 25, 2018

wet squat

When you go to take a shit and it insists on splashing water up and getting your ass wet.

Person 1: what's one thing that you hate first thing in the morning? person 2: having a wet squat.

by 33Gibby77 October 28, 2010

Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

Wet Blanket

a blanket that is wet

damn i got a wet blanket

by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021