Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or cums she is 'seat wetting'.

There's no use getting into heavy petting, because it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

by DDeRo September 8, 2016

Wet Blanket

a blanket that is wet

damn i got a wet blanket

by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

wet shannon

when somebody pleads for you to shit on her chest.

she kept begging for a wet shannon

by rick van tellushit May 6, 2017

Wet Chester

n. Inserting a wet thumb up someone's anus.

Example: "I sleep with my pants on in fear of receiving a wet Chester.

2) Guy 1: Man my ass is sore and soggy.

Guy 2: I'm afraid to ask, but why?

Guy 3: I woke up to a nasty wet Chester this morning.

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 17, 2013

Wet Billy

When you lick your finger and stick it in your friends beer.

Tom gave Eric a wet billy last night at the bar.
Or
If you give me a wet billy on this ten dollar beer you're gonna get your ass kicked!

by Blackhole Sum October 25, 2018

Flint wet

Being so wet that it is only comparable to Eric Flint's female genitalia.

Guy1: "Dude, it's so wet outside".

Guy2: "How wet?"

Guy1: "Like Flint wet!"

by Vanna Montana October 17, 2010