waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies

fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.

by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018

Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024

Waffle Run

the act of running to a waffle joint after rowing training.

yo bois wanna go 4 a waffle run after rowing.

by Pillz 1999 November 17, 2016

Waffle nutter

One who cums in/ on a waffle iron

Tims a freaking waffle nutter??!!

by Alfa bravo team December 14, 2016

Poverty Waffle

When you put a hotdog bun in a waffle iron and pour syrup all over it

Look just because you grew up with a little bit of money and never had to eat a poverty waffle doesn’t make you better than me

by CrackrockBlackmagic February 25, 2019

Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018