UR MOM

the person who gave birth to you
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason

Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro

by taytaysuckssheabitchfromhell January 21, 2020

ur granpappy got slappy

worse than ur granny tranny and cannot be reverses by no u. deadly weapon.

Joe: ur mom gay
Dan: no u
Joe: ur granpappy got slappy
Dan: *dissolves*

by alien_god May 11, 2018

Ur mom

A very good comeback for ANYTHING, and when I say anything I mean ANYTHING

Olivia: fatass pig

Maya: ur mom.

by Weird urban Dictionary user December 8, 2019

Ur mom

A comeback that will win against any insult thrown at you.

Also a random thing to say to your friends.

Idiot: You have glasses, you're a four-eyes
You: Ur mom

Idiot: You have a double chin you look so dumb
You: So does Ur mom

by WTFIHaveNoLife February 20, 2022

ur mom

very hot

im doimg ur mom

by im just getting the milk January 30, 2022

e ur

The sound that is made when a particular person, usually named "Wyatt", is on the brink of a rampage. This is his battle cry and you are lucky to live to tell the tale if you encounter Wyatt while he is rampaging.

Person: "Omg, this person just keeps saying 'e ur', what do we do?"
Person 2: "We run..."

by stealthsnicker November 21, 2020

ur mom

a cutie

omg ur mom

by aceisauwuboy December 25, 2022