A more subtle name for herpes. The name of someone who studies turtles is a herpetologists. Therefore, herpe- in the name relates to a more subtle way to talk about herpes.
Seth: Dude, my condom broke while I was fucking Sarah.
Alex: Bro!! She's got the turtle!!
Seth: Oh Fuck!!
Alex: Bro!! She's got the turtle!!
Seth: Oh Fuck!!
by Bassproman November 2, 2015
Get the turtlemug. An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney
by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017
Get the Purple turtlemug. Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
Get the Turtle Shell On A Monkey Barmug. by Sick turtle September 23, 2016
Get the Sick turtlemug. Someone very sociable but needs companionship.
Gentle, shy and very curious. There calm and have common sense, which makes them easy for everyone.
Someone that takes a really long time to catch on. Slow at learning.
Gentle, shy and very curious. There calm and have common sense, which makes them easy for everyone.
Someone that takes a really long time to catch on. Slow at learning.
by QueenAlthea May 18, 2022
Get the Llama Turtlemug. The best pet you can have. Fuck dogs, fuck cats, fuck birds. They are the best. They are small and cute and they live 150 FUCKING YEARS so you dont need to worry about "He died because he was old". I have one called Miss Pauling and she's the best pet I had.
by You care about this? May 26, 2018
Get the Turtlemug. by Jessus0 April 23, 2025
Get the Plastic Turtlemug.