Turtle-necking

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.

“My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020

Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.

Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.

by Shuaman April 21, 2020

Turtles

Motherfuckers that made us start using paper straws instead of plastic ones.

“Hey, can I have a straw?”

“We only have paper, is that fine?”

“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”

“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”

by ItalianMafiaMan May 2, 2022

slumbering turtle

A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".

Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho October 8, 2016

TURTLE

A scaly guy with a really hard backpack

Man, I'd love to have sex with that TURTLE

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Turtle time

The immediate need of a bathroom for the purpose of expelling a bowl movement which has already begun it's exit. Resembling a turtle head poking out. Reference Austin Powers as Fat Bastard in "the spy who shagged me"

I been needing to poop but can't wait any longer! It's Turtle time!

by Stygmatik November 27, 2019

turtle

electing for a more antisocial option when presented with an invitation

bro 1: "dude do you want to come over tonight? stacy will be there and she's bringing a ton of hookers and lots of blow"
bro 2: "nah, dude, i'm not really feeling up to all that social interaction -- i think i'm just gonna turtle and go home and play GTA"

by handlejandle January 31, 2016