Beat your meat december is a prequel to No nut november, where all the men in america buy any meat they would like and slap it every day for until the last day of december.
Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.
Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.
which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,
from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.
Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.
But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.
It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.
And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.
Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.
which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,
from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.
Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.
But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.
It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.
And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Hey man/woman I just finished beat your meat december
I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!
Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.
I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!
Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.
by ThetruthMYtruth April 22, 2022
Get the Beat your meat Decembermug. Phrase that was used by a charcter called Biff,in ''Back To The Future''triology.
Its a stupid phrase that only he used,so when somebody tells you that,or he just watched the movie,or he is joking(or he is stupid,and thinks it has any sense)
Its a stupid phrase that only he used,so when somebody tells you that,or he just watched the movie,or he is joking(or he is stupid,and thinks it has any sense)
by uptheirons April 17, 2009
Get the Make like a tree and beat itmug. On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!
An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!
An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights
by OceanRequiem December 10, 2021
Get the Beat a Straight Person Daymug. When a attractive girl walks by and the guy feels a sensation in his dick that feels like skipping a heart beat
by Special__snowflake__ July 13, 2017
Get the skip a heart beatmug. Derrick Lee Weatherly (Born February 27, 1989) professionally known as Beat Freak, is an American inspiring Producer, Song Writer, and Composer.
Beat Freak was born Derrick Lee Weatherly on February 27, 1989, in Marion, Indiana. He is the son of Deidra Evette Weatherly-Nukes. He was raised in Marion, IN his whole life but was actually born in Denver, Co. After he was 2 months old him and his mother moved back to Marion. For more information look up Beat Freak Beatz on myspace at myspace.com/beatfreakbeatz or soundclick.com at soundclick.com/beatfreakbeatz
Beat Freak was born Derrick Lee Weatherly on February 27, 1989, in Marion, Indiana. He is the son of Deidra Evette Weatherly-Nukes. He was raised in Marion, IN his whole life but was actually born in Denver, Co. After he was 2 months old him and his mother moved back to Marion. For more information look up Beat Freak Beatz on myspace at myspace.com/beatfreakbeatz or soundclick.com at soundclick.com/beatfreakbeatz
by Beat Freak Beatz November 2, 2009
Get the Beat Freak Beatz (Producer)mug. by ToshoPeshkata October 29, 2021
Get the Beat a Gacha kids daymug. On March 21st, throw hands at your local Ernesto from behind. Knock 'em senseless. Pray he has good insurance.
by Frozenko March 21, 2021
Get the National beat Ernesto daymug.