An ass eating, glasses stealing, janky pancake making mother fucker. While having a god like sense of style this simp cannot make a pun to save his damn life.
by olireh February 25, 2020

Cold M is a rapper from the southeast, he has the coldest bars and gets all the bitches because of his massive whale cock.
by coldmbiggestfan February 26, 2021

by Sam2008 November 13, 2019

Victoria is an amazing woman.She's experienced more trauma and heartache in her life than anyone should have to, yet she still smiles and still tries to love. Her love is unconditional, if she decides your one of her tribe, it's forever. If you're lucky enough to be her life partner she will move heaven and earth to make sure you are good. The only ones above you are her children that she loves so much she'd give her life to keep them happy. She will always try to help anyone in need because she's been through so much alone. If you find her, try to keep her. She just needs one person to love her and choose her consistently. She deserves to find her happy. She's no angel but she's not the devil.
by Oakydoaky August 31, 2025

by Snaggy! June 15, 2022

A person who has nothing going for them, who feeds off other people. Can't support their kids or even themselves, who is a lying, cheating and conniving individual.
by Knight009 July 12, 2017

A permit or pass combined with an image which allows the person you give it too to masturbate. In order for the M card to be valid, one must send an image with a caption or any other indication that the image you sent is indeed, “ok to nut to”
I sent my gf an M card with a picture of Ben Swole on May 4th. Nonetheless the nut is strong with this one
by OT14 May 4, 2021
