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year old arizona green tea

"hey rob, come okn over for some of my year old arizona green tea"
by bobb sagg0t May 19, 2016
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erica's long and dirty ice tea

ice tea, mandarin vodka, lime juice, and c-up (selection brand 7-up), shaken and served. (note: make sure you shake before adding the c-up)

a.k.a. orgasm in a glass
bar go-er: hey, can i get an erica's long and dirty ice tea?

bartender: sorry we don't serve those here, they're too intensely fantastic for a public venue such as this.
by kristen123 January 30, 2009
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whistling tea-kettle syndrome

the eternal punishing lot of the male!

extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.

if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??

i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!

she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!

the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
by michael foolsley June 5, 2011
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long island ice tea

When you piss in a glass with ice cubes and pour it on a girls back whilst in doggy style position.
I gave her a long island ice tea and she gave me a ride I'll never forget.
by sanctum69 September 28, 2013
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Irish Wake Tea Bag

Filling your dead friend's mouth with whiskey and tea bagging them at the funeral.
Patrick's funeral is today, I shaved my balls and got 25 year old whiskey for him. Can't wait to give him a proper Irish Wake Tea Bag.
by Justin The Almighty November 21, 2018
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