Urky Turkey 

When a girl shoves a turkey leg up their vagina like a dildo

"Did you the video of Jonathan Marcondes doing an Urky Turkey on his pet dog🥵"

"yeah bro it was so hot 🥰"

Urky Turkey by anonymous June 7, 2023

Curb Turkey 

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.

"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.

Curb Turkey by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023

Surprise Turkey 

When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.

In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

Surprise Turkey by EmelyeJayne August 18, 2023

Pain Turkey 

A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.

That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.

Pain Turkey by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023

Lincoln Turkey 

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

Lincoln Turkey by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

smoked turkey brine 

Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

smoked turkey brine by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023

nasty turkey 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you stick your thumb in her ass and wiggle your fingers luke turkey feathers.

I tipped this waitress well by giving her a nasty turkey in the parking lot.

nasty turkey by John Rosemont-Pamo December 17, 2023