Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.

Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.

by i4nSx June 11, 2020

road-brother

Someone you meet in life that you grow to love as you would your own brother. Though you may put physical distance between you and them, you still live with them in your heart and mind as do they.

The people that will sit with you on a porch in the summer heat and drink with when you're body and mind are old; when you look them in the eyes you see each other as though you are still youthful, your smile without it's many creases, and your hand, arm, and shoulder still capable of bearing their weight.

An old friend, in a world where you make less old friends as you grow older.

(not to be confused with motorbike-club cultural concept of the same name)

John Smith: I met the guy in high school, we meet whenever we can. I love the guy.
Satoshi Nakamoto: That makes him your road-brother.
John Smith: Yeah, he's my road-brother, till the day we die.

by Pius Felix June 13, 2024

t-road

abbreviation for texas roadhouse. some people call it texas…only call it that if you’re an npc.

Yo Dan wanna hit up T-road the boys and I going?

by datboyrob September 22, 2022

beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

The Road Digger

The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.

"I hate Mike, he did the road digger in the middle of wetherspoons yesterday!"

by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022

Road psych

Do you ever just be driving and have the sudden urge to swerve into a nearby sign or river? this is a road psyche, just that sudden urge to cause damage while on the road.

"Earlier today i had a road psyche it really scared me."

by possumous January 10, 2022

Kentucky Road Rash

When two lesbians are scissoring and one of the lesbians shin grazes the other’s butthole and it happens to be a little dirty. The result is a poop stain on the shin.

Larissa was amazed that Savannah gave her Kentucky Road Rash.

by C Rob80 November 10, 2025