Thomas is the cutest boy you will ever meet. He probably has so many girls that like him. You’ll be really lucky if your the one girl he loves. I wish I had a boyfriend like him but I know that will never happen. He is so nice and caring to everyone. Even though most hockey boys are dicks he is the complete opposite.
Girl #1: Hey Thomas your really cute can I get you number
Girl #2: Hwy back off this cutie is mine
Girl#1: “runs off crying”
Girl #2: Hwy back off this cutie is mine
Girl#1: “runs off crying”
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Get the Thomas mug.Thomas is extremely hot, that's all there is too it, he is also typically very good at one sport that isn't particularly played as much as some other sports.
by rupert12 August 8, 2022
Get the Thomas mug.Thomas is the kind of dude who drops out of school. He thinks he will make a shit ton of money, and his friends has got his back. In reality most of Thomases just works at convinience stores. Most of the time they are secretly gay, but are afraid to come out of the closet. They are often extreamly homofobic to cover it up.
The only way for a Thomas to be succesful is to donate his money to other people, especially his closest friends.
The only way for a Thomas to be succesful is to donate his money to other people, especially his closest friends.
by Kristina Jakobsen November 3, 2021
Get the Thomas mug.Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
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