rupert12's definitions

luis lerado winton mortimer

receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.

me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...

by rupert12 May 22, 2024

tweediebird

a sexual act of anal sex during birth

I asked if we could do a "tweediebird" and my girl was not impressed

by rupert12 May 22, 2024

Rhys Griffin

the big nigga

rhys griffin? you mean the one and only... big nigga??

by rupert12 May 22, 2024

Thomas

Thomas is extremely hot, that's all there is too it, he is also typically very good at one sport that isn't particularly played as much as some other sports.

look at him, he's so hot! he must be named Thomas

by rupert12 August 8, 2022