Cunt-stable

A word used to describe a police officer.

Police Man: HELLO HELLO HELLO
Josh: Good morning Cunt-stable
Police Man: What did you say?
Josh: I said good morning constable

by TheBoggler September 10, 2016

Cunt Tot

A short chick who is acting like a cunt.

I would call her a big cunt but, she is too damn short so she 's a cunt tot.

by dirt_circle_destroyer June 12, 2016

cunt go on

When a girl has had so much sex her vagina needs a rest, and she cannot continue.

After sleeping with half the football offensive line this weekend, the girl exclaimed, "I cunt go on! At least not until tomorrow."

by HOEL November 8, 2010

Lunch Cunt

A person in an office environment who is never satisfied with the lunch order that has been ordered for the employees as a whole. Will most likely be in a bad mood immediately after committing lunch cuntery.

One who always muddles up a lunch order; dissatisfied with the order.

Jim was a total lunch cunt after he found out he was getting lasagna instead of his favorite sandwich he always orders.

by kdawg4 April 17, 2009

Cunts the lot

A phrase to show anger at a current situation or group of people.

'Nah, we aren't going to Minis anymore.'

*In response*

'Cunts the lot!'

by GeneralMonoxide November 23, 2009

Cunt pimple

An asshole, douchenozzle, douchebag, twat, bitch, or jerk off who trolls a page and creates chaos and annoys the admin. Made popular by Lady Face on Sarcasm 101: Bitch With a Blog via fb
Also known as a penis wrinkle and the worst kinds of trolls are infected cunt pimples

Justin is a trolling little cunt pimple with nothing better to do.

Serpentia crazy pants is a cunt pimple with her 72 law degrees in 97 countries the loony bitch.

by Lady Face February 3, 2014

Shawl Cunting

Women (or men) who go about their day with a shawl on, but no pants or underwear. Also see Shirt Cocker, Shirt Cocking and Porky Pig.

Supposedly first coined at burning man where shirt cocking and shawl cunting is most prevalent. In 2014, the BRC Dept. of Radical Inclusion Dick-a-boo Task Force notified all persons that shirt cocking should now be replaced with "dick-a-boo".

That person is outstandingly shawl cunting! Quick, scutinize them with the megaphone and fire the pants-cannon at them - then offer them a dusty, cold beer.

by shirtcocker September 4, 2014