suck my left

similar to 'suck my dick' or 'suck my cock', yet much more discreet.

"May I see your homework, Billy?" says Ms.Anderson.
"You know what Ms.Anderson? You can suck my left!" replies Billy.
Ms.Anderson replies,"What?"
"I said, 'You can suck my left!'"
"I do not understand." ends Ms.Anderson.

by Nalyr December 27, 2005

suck on my balls

A provactive statement popularized by Jeremy of Pure Pwnage, used to insist that the insultee suck on the balls of the insulter.

Kyle, suck on my balls.

by J-dizzizzle November 15, 2007

sucks plumbers crack

just another variant of many other "sucks......" insults when bagging out something.

I would say "this song sucks plumbers crack!"

by bread infection January 1, 2006

Sucking The Devil's Dick

To cling onto power and to sacrafice your morals for it. To Suck The Devil's Dick, is to get on you knees and beg.

"Bro you hear Jordon Peterson is Sucking The Devil's Dick?!?"
"Yea! I was watching Owen Benjamin last night and it opened my eyes"

Satan, Hedonism, Humour, Sucking The Devil's Dick

by Retkid October 9, 2018

Suck me out

A combination of the act of being sucked and eaten out simultaneously.

"Damn girl, you nastay.. you be suckin me out all day."

by "Suck Me Out" Lee April 10, 2005

suck my ass

The action to suck someone's ass

Please just suck my ass

by Z123B123K March 28, 2015

Dick sucking dog

A dog that has been trained to suck dicks. They are sometimes brought to orgies and a favorite pet of perverts.

He brought his dick sucking dog to the orgy.

by Judge dredd7 June 11, 2011