slippery unicorn

When you put an ice cream cone on your head and you penetrate the woman's vaginal chamber while, screaming "I'm an invincible unicorn!"

Jay: Hey did you see Garrett yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, wasn't he doing the slippery unicorn to his girl.
Jay: What the fuck I was talking about I saw them at the arcade yesterday! Are you high?!
Mark:Maybe

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

Slippery unicorn

When a man puts a melted ice cream cone on his head and penetrates her with it woman's vaginal chamber while screaming, "I am an invincible unicorn!!!"

Jack pulled a slippery unicorn and everyone looked at him with absolute disgust

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

Slippery Stairs

The only sport where everyone has a big grin the whole time.

"Have you seen the new Slippery Stairs world championchip?"

by ChivMender June 1, 2024

Slippery hotdog

When a man ejaculates on another man's cock and he proceeds to use it as lube to fuck his partner

Did you two enjoy the slippery hotdogs last night?

by SoapMctavsh June 5, 2024

Slippery Greg

The act of laying tarp on the bed, oiling yourself and the tarp up with water and washing up liquid and then sliding into pussy head first. Akin to a Slip N' Slide

Person 1: Hey, Baby Girl, wanna indulge in a little Slippery Greg?
Person 2: Fuck yeah, I'll get the tarp

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

slippery bill

When you cover your whole body with “I can’t believe it’s not butter” and baseball slide across the kitchen floor, ramming your cock into home base, also known as your girlfriend’s vagina:

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a slippery bill last night, and she kicked me out.

by Nastymofo641 December 22, 2024

slippywilly

jacking off inside of a turtle

“OH FUCK IM CUMMING THIS TURTLE IS SO TIGHT I LOVE JACKING OFF IN THIS TURTLE…and his name is slippywilly”

by skibiditoiletrapist December 31, 2024