by Bandama October 19, 2022
by Beating around the bush March 18, 2021
Sleeping hippo
A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight
by Chimpokaziza April 08, 2023
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by Littlejosh1518 February 21, 2018
A concept of sleep camelling is referred to stocking up on sleep hours in order to later go without sleep for longer periods. It is possible that by sleeping more or longer over a period of time, your body is recharged and recovered and is able to endure longer periods of physical endurance.
Sleep camelling is recommended before a weekend of festival fun.
Young parents are often advised to do some sleep camelling in advance of arrival of the baby
Young parents are often advised to do some sleep camelling in advance of arrival of the baby
by ThWise June 11, 2024
The being that is controlled by an extremely drowsy state of mind that will turn off your alarms and answer people who try make sure you’re up in an attempt to make them go away when it’s already time to be moving.
The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
Example 1:
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.
Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1
“I am up.”
-Person 2
“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1
“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2
45min Later…
“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2
“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1
“What?”
-Person 2
“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1
“I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2
“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.
Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1
“I am up.”
-Person 2
“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1
“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2
45min Later…
“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2
“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1
“What?”
-Person 2
“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1
“I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2
“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
by SweetTeaEnthusiasts November 17, 2023