September 16

National Have hardcore sex with a friend day : Is when you have hardcode sex with one of your friends until you cum

Person1: lets have hardcore sex
Person2: why?
Person1: because it's September 16

Person2: okay daddy

by Tacomanssss September 16, 2021

September 1st

National kiss Vilma day.

“Omg its September 1st, you know what that means right?”

“Yeah we have to go kiss Vilma”

by Notvilma September 1, 2022

16th September

Bash a swamp donkey day

Hey it's the 16th September. U know what that means.? Yeah it bash a swamp donkey day..

by Dimmy1982 September 17, 2022

September

No simp September when you can not fall in love with anyone aka have a crush on someone

I have failed no simp September I fell in love with ur mum

by Ivan090 November 6, 2021

September 24

National slap your bestfriend day

is where your bestfriend has to let you slap them September 24

by thereal icey5 May 4, 2022

September

September is, factually, the best of the 12 months in a gregorian calendar.
The month of September is known to be the best and most radical month, because in the same span of 30 days, people try to make the best out of the last days of summer (The Area 51 raid is an example) and know new people or have fun again with their pals at school without worrying about grades.

This september is going to be epic.

by Stylianius1 May 22, 2020

September 14

If you were born on September 14 , u da realest bitchhh😜

: ay were you born on September 14?
: yea , how come?
: you da realest bitchhh evaaaa 😜

by gniik September 6, 2022