The September Scaries

That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.

“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”

by Discoteca September 4, 2025

Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM

They're doing it. When are they doing it?

Hym "Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM. There it is. I'm not paying judges to tell me I don't get to sue for this."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

September 10

National liars day. 66% of pathological liars were born this day

Most liars are born on September 10th

by pejeh September 9, 2025

September 28

On this day you have to send nudes to everyone who has Birthday today.

"His birthday is september 28th"

*sends him nudes*

by ajshdkak September 16, 2025

September 20th

Matt Colón’s Birthday

“Yo, do you know when Matt Colón’s birthday is?”

“It’s on September 20th”

by Mr. Whatzit Tooyah September 19, 2025

September 21st

Buy your beautiful girlfriend flowers day

Yo it’s September 21st, have you gotten your girlfriend flowers yet?

by Unicorn67 September 20, 2025

September 24

The most handsome people ever are born on this day!!! Specially ones whose names start with H

Person A: You’re really handsome

Person B: thanks I was born on September 24th

by randomcountrychick24 September 21, 2025