nowhere road

When you are in the middle of nowhere on a road with no name that road is called nowhere road.

Person 1"Where are you"

Person 2"I'm at nowhere road"
Person 1 "Where the fuck is that?"

by The Gansta Cat May 30, 2018

Road boy

A nigga who run the streets all night long.

Kay Kay: Girl he ain’t tmb at all !
Mariah: I told you that nigga was a road boy.

by Miyahh June 25, 2018

road rules

Rules on the road that are made 2 be broken

No more road rules!!!!

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Drive Our Roads

Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.

Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

Stationary Road Head

When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper

by 1machinist November 17, 2020

Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.

Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’

by Yanooiii November 19, 2018

closed road

A road that has a dead-end, no-exit or a cul de sac road.

The slang definition is a closed road, heard many youths say this, its a fairly new slang words.
Closed road or closed-road.

That quite road ahead is a closed road.

Dont go that way its a cul de sac or a closed road man. There is no exit that way.

by mr word October 30, 2023