A term used in software engineering to define a period of time before a promised feature or bugfix will be released. The period of time is usually, “Never.”
We'd like to thank all or users for their patience and forbearance during really difficult time, and we'd like to announce that all the feature requests and critical bugfixes will be released Real Soon Now™.
by tariqk December 5, 2021

“Real” is peak translation for, this spoke to me, i see you, I admire the courage to be so beautifully bare online
Some guy posts on his Twitter “i hate my life, everyday repeats, and it’s a cycle I can see but can’t break”. 53 seconds later, a reply says “real”.
by Myagyatthatfannumtax December 25, 2023

(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless
That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.
I know. Nobody wants to run that race legitimately like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.
I know. Nobody wants to run that race legitimately like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 16, 2023

it’s like when people say “true” real is another alternative, it could also mean “w” or even “thank you”
idk man i can’t teach the meaning u gotta b locked in to the situation
idk man i can’t teach the meaning u gotta b locked in to the situation
by arealnne May 2, 2022

that tiktok was real
by Literally_Ryan_Gosling July 14, 2023

A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.
The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

by Neptunesounds October 2, 2021
