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turkish pizza 

its when you eat a chick out who has a yeast infection and is on their period and has a VD that way, you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (VD)
dude, this one chick i met at the bar in Istanbul was NASTY. I wasn't hungry that night, but I ended up getting served some Turkish pizza!
turkish pizza by asdfklj July 12, 2006

Deep Dish Pizza

When a girl is sexed so rough that she bleeds, yet still takes the finishing move in her mouth. The combo of deep thrusting, blood, and ejaculate imitate a deep dish pizza.
Girl: Get ready for the best deep dish pizza of your life!!!
Guy:jeepers, you are a real freak.
Deep Dish Pizza by E-two January 8, 2012

cold pizza 

An ESPN show

pizza that is no longer warm

a great food to eat during a hang over
Cold Pizza, on ESPN, has a hot host on it

the cold pizza needs heated in the microwave

when i woke up this morning i ate some cold pizza because it was the olny thing that looked good on my hangover

Chicago-style pizza 

A thoroughly disgusting, usually undercooked "Italian" style pie, hailing from the armpit of America... the city of Chicago Illinois. The entire pie weighs close to 46 lbs on average, and is overladen with acidic canned tomatoes and tomato paste in order to overpower the bitter taste of various grease and oils within the pie itself. Often filled with more gluttoning ingredients such as ground up pig innerds, or spicy red pig shavings. Usually eaten at every meal by the "gourmets" of Chicago, from the fattest women to even the meagerest metrosexual playboy.
I ate an entire Chicago-style pizza and later threw up all over my wife's hairy back.

three cheese pizza 

Cocaine, MDMA, and ketamine -- all mixed and snorted at once, more or less in a 2:1:1 ratio.
Orange Juice whipped us up a three cheese pizza at his apartment before the night's celebrations. We woke up in another city.
three cheese pizza by ATQ October 20, 2010

spanking a pizza 

when a person is so desperet for some sex that they will have sex( hook up, spank ect) with the school zit face loser
omg i heard u spanked the pizza last night
spanking a pizza by ccdiva February 2, 2004