peter völk

best butchery!

Peter Völk is the best butchery in the world!

by ImBlackMexxx January 3, 2017

St. Peter’s Academy

A Christian School Filled With Non Christians

Everyone Here Wears Nothing Out Of Academy Policy Or They Will No Longer Posses It.

welcome to prison fuck head

St. Peter’s Academy, oh yeah that place with the tweaking kids, And non Christians

by AutismSpeaks, Fucc u December 16, 2018

Peter Parker

Who is that?

Who is Peter Parker? Never heard of him.

by Josecitoelbonito December 28, 2021

Peter’s loud bird screeches

Louder than:
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.

Peter: ÊËĘEEEEEÉYYYŸYYYyyyyyyyyyYyyYyyyY HUUÜÛÜUUUHÙŪÜUUUUUÜHHHÜÛUUUUUU AUUUUGHHOOOAOAOAAOOAAO HUEHURHAHEHEAHE IEEEYYYIIEIEIE PPPOOPOO REEEEE
someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.

by theasianpotato September 21, 2019

Peter

The kind of guy who can pull in a Wetherspoons.

"Hey, is that girl touching peter's pee pee?"
"Totally dude!"
"WTF... We're in Spoons"

by cordiello April 24, 2019

peter falchetta

The one guy that can't date but gets all the bitches. Got them abs from those night time curl ups. Thinks he can do a bunny hop but actually goes down when he jumps.

Damn Peter Falchetta, you know how dat shit go

by Sknedhdjsbsudsksjs April 7, 2017

Peter

A Peter is a giant, racist, gay-looking, know it all. Has to be right 24/7 and cannot accept failure.

A Peter will often be heard sighing and/or breathing from across the classroom. He often interrupts class discussions with “actually…” or “well…” in attempt to prove the teacher wrong (and fails).

Lukas: “Yo I can hear that big guy breathing from over here!”

Jack: “Me too! He’s such a Peter.”

by momishitmypants December 6, 2021