All-Purpose Idiot

An all-purpose idiot is someone who is downright stupid and has no idea what they are doing. The term originated from M*A*S*H

(The camp was to be inspected by General Macauthur so Frank was in charge of duty rosters)
Hawkeye: What do you mean no orderlies?
Trapper: They're all out manicuring the rocks, I couldn't even get an X-Ray on this guy.
Hawkeye: Are we running a hospital or a motel for visiting demi-gods?
Trapper: It's Frank Burns the all-purpose idiot.

by Mash4077 April 5, 2015

All length no girth

When someone tells a long story that goes no where. So many words so little plot.

I was just trying to get groceries when this person gave me All length and no girth.
Deep poke little friction.
All length no girth

by Lurpinator December 8, 2020

Anti All Mights

The opposite of All Mights hair. It is down and black instead of up and gold.

Nice hair

Thank it's my Anti All Mights

by Rayzor04 February 9, 2021

All my fellas

A saying for all your fellas or friend

Me:All my fellas
Friend:All my fellas

by I SUCKED HIS COCK IN POLAND🗣️ November 4, 2023

All ham no turkey

“All ham no turkey” is a street phrase, to put it simple ham is good turkey is bad and is usually used to describe someone or anction.

“Ya all turkey no ham get outta here wuss puss”
“Damn Billy ya all ham no turkey 🚫🧢”
*gets rejected*, “Thats aight ya all turkey no ham anyway”
“LMAO that day was fun as hell all ham no turkey Fede”

by Streetterm April 19, 2019

All dicked up

Someone who looks a mess.

He's all dicked up.

by Jacqueline Cirella September 6, 2017

All Queer’d Up

A term of whimsical fun among young boys and men insinuating that their friend has turned into a pillow-muncher, a homosexual, a faggot.

“You see that pink shirt Tommy was wearing today? Looks like he went and got all queer’d up.”

“Dude, I saw you looking at my ass when I bent over. Don’t be getting all queer’d up on me now!”

by ThickDickNick November 8, 2018