Bean Teats

What you get when a cow's teats start to shoot out colored beans, also known as rainbow beans.

Little Johnny: Aunt Joanne! Come Quick! The cows have gone mad and have a disease!

Aunt Joanne: Oh no dear, that's just them shooting out their Bean Teats.

by ginomcdinkwad January 19, 2009

Bean Boozled

The female equivalent of blue balls. Specifically when you’re just at the edge, but stop for a number of reasons - leaving the female party fully dissatisfied and entirely bean boozled.

“I can’t believe Tommy bean boozled me last night, why can’t the kid last any longer?? I was THIS close”

by Snarky Ptyerodactyl May 20, 2018

bean toad

A girl who thinks she's really hot but she's really not!!

Guy 1: oh look it's that girl Kayla
Guy 2: she's a total bean toad!!!

by Randommmgirlll May 7, 2016

Bumbing Beans

When two girls who are naked spread their legs while grinding and thrusting their clitori vigorously.

Bumbing Beans

by Jillane Vos December 11, 2011

bean bagged

When someone places their scrotum on you

Hey when Tod was asleep last night I bean bagged him and he didn't even know

by plutoloco4 December 20, 2008

Bean Talk

The Mexican dialect being spoken and or heard by a white person

Can you hear those beaners speaking that bean talk? Disgusting

by Vucken April 21, 2018

bean juice

a fart accompanied by anal leakage

I thought I had a hemmoriod! Biy was I relieved that it was only bean juice

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002