Purple V-Neck Day

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.

Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.

by KidNapsterz August 25, 2010

Blueberry rough neck

When a sexual partner chooses to leave the male with a case of the blue balls. The male who experiences the blue balls will sneak up to zthe partner and rub his hurt testicles on the partners neck until chaffing occurs. Then the blue balls receiver will physically squeeze his testicles till they explode on the neck of the partner Coating the partner with semen and chaff giving it the blueberrry (blue balls) rough neck.

Hey honey better finish up, or I will give you a case of the blueberry rough neck

by Lickamybumskieeee February 9, 2015

WRIST 🗣 WATERS 🗣 ON 🗣 MY 🗣 NECK

If you wanna get strong for that battle, you must choose between two options: money that'll last you a lifetime, or wotr. You gotta choose it for yourself, and remember, ain't no goin back bruh.

WRIST 🗣 WATERS 🗣 ON 🗣 MY 🗣 NECK

by WRIST 🗣 WATERS 🗣 ON 🗣 MY 🗣 March 28, 2024

neck checking

Using your hand to hit someone, usually a close friend, in the throat after they've thoroughly exhausted your patience. Most often used when someone won't shut up about a particular celebrity, person or event.

Friend 1 proceeds to rant about the tickets he just scored for the upcoming concert. Friend 2 karate checks him in the neck.
Friend 1: Gasping for air*
Friend 2: I'm neck checking you for your own good, bro, your own good.

by Miya Arachelli October 23, 2013

Pencil Neck Dweeb

Ya homie with the long neck

“Bryson Luke Dermid is a pencil neck dweeb”

by Jake Sciortino November 25, 2021

Club Kneck Neck

The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.

Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'

Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'

by Dr Drake May 12, 2017

Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.

When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!

by Arvileng October 1, 2022