to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018

why do you have to be there for so long?

I miss you

-why do you have to be there for so long?
-why do you always complain?
-I was saying I miss you...

by BennieBen1335 February 9, 2018

I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo

I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon

by 5G-Star December 4, 2019

Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.

How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee

by Vincekid March 25, 2020

Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )

a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)

by fed lem March 26, 2020

If you have a goat better tie it

Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home

Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!

by Shadraq April 18, 2020

yo momma is have big gay

it's when an autistic person tries to roast you and it fails miserably and after this happens a slap is very much needed

autistic person: "yo momma is have big gay"
me: *slaps him*

by davidsdefinitions April 20, 2020