by dr.daddydick42069 April 17, 2020
Get the Simp king mug.Someone who is too nice to a girl treats her more than her worth and most likely to get played and hurt out of the boys.
Jim: “Bro you can’t simp! It’ll just cause you pain and suffering if she breaths she’s a thot!”
Carter: “nah bro all women are queens”
Jim: “bro This is why you’re a simp, you’re just gonna get hurt like the rest of the boys”
Carter: “no she’s different”
Jim: “thats what we all said, you need to save yourself carter, don’t simp.”
Carter: “nah bro all women are queens”
Jim: “bro This is why you’re a simp, you’re just gonna get hurt like the rest of the boys”
Carter: “no she’s different”
Jim: “thats what we all said, you need to save yourself carter, don’t simp.”
by Dudeperfect22 April 18, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A simp is a sad pimp, simple. It's not a person in thier feelings or a man that ditches his friends for the girls. A sad pimp is a pimp that is on thier grind and on thier stuff but is off thier grind and in thier feelings but can get back on thier stuff. A simp is not a trait.
by Im@urbf'shouse April 18, 2020
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"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
__________________________________
"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him
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