Mike Darden

Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..
Oh no here comes that weird kid we don’t like mike Darden
by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018
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bunny loves mike

and he should unblock her immediately
bunny loves mike so mike please unblock bunny immediately ❤️
by bunniez040404 December 28, 2022
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Pulled a Mike

When you RSVP to a lunch or event and then cancel last minute.
Friend - Sorry, hate to do this but I can’t make it.

Other Friend - He just pulled a Mike!!
by SammyK$$ September 27, 2023
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Mike Pence'd

The act of being shocked, or electrocuted via lightning. In reference to Mike Pence's previous belief that homosexuality could be 'cured' through Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT). This can be used in any manner regarding someone or something being shocked.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got fucking Mike Pence'd"
Guy 2: "What???"
Guy 1: "Yeah, the shaman dropped skyfury totem with stormkeeper up and crit me with both lightning bolts."
by proton_800 November 09, 2021
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Mike Sexual

Being in Love or having a attraction to Mike Wheeler from " Stranger Things"
Kelly: I am in love with Mike from stranger things
Joe: You are a Mike Sexual!!
by Mikelover...st July 19, 2021
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Mike D’andrea

A dirty and or greasy fuckboy who is italian. You know its the real Mike when he CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING PASS and/or gets fuckin layed out every game.
Holy fuck! did u see that greasy guido get absolutely fucked last shift?

Team mate: " Fuck yeah, if he wouldn’t have pulled a Mike D’andrea, he wouldn’t have gotten laid out.”
by Gary Faginstein December 13, 2019
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Stoney Mike

Stoniest hands in the east coast #1 catcher and hockey superstar
by Nick Gallant June 20, 2019
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