Mike Smith

A beloved 5' 10 man we the largest dumptruck known to mankind. His heart is humongous but he hates Turnpikes, also the government. He loves the oil and gas Industry and many other things, but is mainly known for his badonkadonk.

Bros got that Mike Smith cake!!

by Mike Smith enthuseast April 20, 2023

Mike Smith

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.

Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?

by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023

Mike Smith

The generic name you call someone who is trying to hide their ethnic heritage.

Stop being a Mike Smith

by Johnny hustle July 26, 2022

mike marten

he can't dance

mike marten can't fnace

by scribani October 08, 2021

Mike da mooch

Daddy’s little mooch

Hey there goes Mike da mooch aka daddy’s little mooch

by Pnuggit87 April 09, 2022

Genius Mike

This is the smartest dude on the planet, possibly the galaxy. He is a great and loyal friend. He is in touch with the demons of the Goetia and a great spiritual guru. He is a unique and awesome individual.

That guy knows everything. He's hella cool. What a Genius Mike he is!!

by CkretAdmirer September 21, 2022

Delulu Mike

When Mike has one too many shotguns and or shots.
The most intense blackout you've experienced.

"Mike. You went Delulu last night. Not cool"
"You went Delulu Mike last night."

by Supperfudge123 August 24, 2023