Michael Torres

A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around...

Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?

Alternate: Sounds like Michael Torres burns....anyone here know my clitoris burns?

by StynkStar December 29, 2011

Michael Kors

Doing lines or bumps of molly and ketamine at the same time

user1: Who wants to Michael kors?!
user2: I'm more of a Marc Jacobs girl

by HCNR October 2, 2016

Michael Jackson

Said HeHe whilst penetrating young boys with his penis up their arse

You such a Michael Jackson
Meaning your a nonce basically

by MjfanHeHe April 15, 2019

Michael Becker

The thiccest, cutest person alive. It has been scientifically proven that Michael Becker is indeed the cutest. So don't fight anyone on it.

Did you see Michael Becker he was looking like a whole shnack today
I want Michael Becker to have my children.

by notthecuteone2.0 November 23, 2018

Michael Amount

mahy-kuhl uh-mount

Noun

1. The absolute perfect amount of something.

Guy 1: Ugh. Those damn freshman try too hard to be funny. I mean, sometimes you need to stop. When no one laughs, that means IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Guy 2: What about that other guy in the class?
Guy 1: Oh you mean the only senior in that class?
Guy 2: Yeah, he is funny. But the Michael Amount.
Guy 1: That guy is funny, but you can tell he doesn't try too hard.

by Alfredo Kun October 16, 2011

Doing the Michael

Staying in your hotel room all evening, whilst on a sex tourist holiday too Thailand and furiously masturbating then sleeping in your clothes.

Antony : Is he out tonight? I could do with some booze.
Allen : Nah he didn't manage too find a girl last night, not for want of trying though. He's staying in and Doing the Michael, again.

by Patongs Finest October 20, 2008

michael hughes

Somebody who is loud and obnoxious but deep down still has feelings.

Michael Hughes don't kill your self people care about you.

-Tt

by It's__Tt April 24, 2018