covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

Max Archambo

smallest penis you will ever see.

"Hey Max Archambo"

by BRaDY Wrae September 20, 2018

Max

A very good and handsome guy and have a gigant penis and is talented at sports and smart

"Ey, that dude Max is so good and handsome"
" Yeah totally"

by lil macc December 15, 2016

Max

.Max is a girl who doesn’t bother with anything. Won’t date anyone because they are afraid to get hurt. They might be mean and stubborn when you meet them, but if you get through their stubbornness they act different with you. Most people think they are trans because they like things boys do, but they are just a tomboy.Max can also be a boy name.

Hi I’m max the abomination :D

by Maxdreamer2yeet October 25, 2019

Max Morgan

A manipulative narcissist with insecurities that will make him try to bring you down. Avoid at all costs - although he’s right with money. Not one for the weak. Good luck to his future wife.

Omg he is such a Max Morgan I can’t believe he won’t let you see your friends!

by Lovelivelaughforever1233456 April 9, 2024

Max

Some short kid that has the most basic side part known to man. His hair looks like a lego piece. Be careful around him, or he might get irritated.

“Girls are kinda ops”
-Max

by kashew_ng February 23, 2024

Femboy Maxing

The act of maximizing your feminine look as a man, but remaining straight while seeming extremely gay

I really like being pretty, but I like women. I will be femboy maxing to maintain that pretty dainty look.

by ralphhickelson August 2, 2023