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marked as sperm

"Marked as Sperm": a play on "Marked as Spam", commonly seen in message boards and forums. "Marked as Sperm" is used when the message in question is too odious to be adequately described by the relatively mild "Marked as Spam".
A hypothetical example of "marked as sperm" combined with a slightly edited actual comment:

john_balls1011 @dildoilbravishla: FUCK YOU DICKWAD

(Reply) (Mark as sperm) (Ignore)(Report)
by Suzy Clemens April 8, 2010
mugGet the marked as spermmug.

Mark

Beautiful eyes, beautiful soul. Exudes masculinity with absolutely no effort. You could look at him all day. Become obsessed with what he’s thinking? What he thinks of you. Arms that you just want to wrap around you. But while he was busy fixing everyone else. He forgot to look after himself. Probably needs to be told more often just how amazing he is!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Highly sexually charged female ;

“corr he’s got some thighs on him!!”
Biggest fan;
“Who? Mark?”
Highly sexually charged female;
“Yeah Mark!!!”
Biggest Fan;
Yeah I know!!! I’m going to fuck him one day. I’m going to love it!!”
by U&me1d October 17, 2022
mugGet the Markmug.

Mark Andrews

He is the owner of every AFC North defense ankles and dignity.
Guy 1:Wow did you see Mark Andrews dominate the browns defense last night?
Guy 2: It’s Mark Andrews what did you expect.
by Ravens are goated December 27, 2021
mugGet the Mark Andrewsmug.

Mark

Mark is a cool, funny, handsome guy
“That’s Mark S. He's hilarious and handsome.
by Sab-marie October 3, 2023
mugGet the Markmug.

stud mark

A guy with a lot of hickeys. Usually weren't there the day before.
Person 1: "Did you see Matt in the locker room?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Kara gave him a bunch of stud marks last night."
by slightly toasted cracker October 12, 2019
mugGet the stud markmug.

Mark

Mark is a shell of a man. My thoughts no longer hold him in esteem.

Scorpio Kinkster with a very healthy appetite for eroticism & the deeper folds of sexual pleasure.

Seethes at witnessing narcissistic abuse; but ole Mark digresses to that dumpster fire parallel quickly… & be hating on the same poor tormented soul. Mark murders the “nice” right out of people.
Tormented Soul girl: “I’m not allowing that refuse, Mark, in my life again!”

Sigma Bitch: “Mark’s opinion doesn’t define me!”

Auntie Son: “BTW, Kindness is free Mark!”
by Sunshine4750 September 5, 2024
mugGet the Markmug.

mark laclaire

Someone that loves animals and loves there family also a smart ass. He is a bitch. And is happy and gay
Joe is just like a mark Laclaire lol 🥵🥵🥵
by Mark Laclaire June 3, 2022
mugGet the mark laclairemug.

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