jayden and matthew

these guys are most likely best friends and play Minecraft. always make jokes about their other friend. they also love paladins

Watch out here comes Jayden and Matthew

by Robot6226 July 7, 2021

Matthew

Just a guy with low self esteem, all he wants is love and affection from his family members, and close friends. He often times will not acknowledge or may just brush off compliments, but he cherishes them.

Friend: Thank for you everything Matthew, I really appreciate you.
Matthew: You're welcome...

by RomanticMinusHope October 11, 2023

Matthew Berry

The act of defecating on your partners face while jamming berries up their rectum.

“That chick was a real freak. I cleaned out the grocery store giving her a Matthew Berry.”

by SchwiftyShades September 23, 2021

Matthew Follow Back

A Twitter user who has a very low IQ and begs for follow backs. We call people who display similar behavior (Matt)

Person A: “Hey, this math problem is very hard”
Person B: “Jesus man, you’re such a Matthew follow back (Matt).”

by BisexualGentile June 27, 2021

Matthew

A person that always wears a hoodie and a hat even in 40 degrees weather. Matthew also has infinite Riz.

Person 1: How is that person wearing a hoodie and a hat on a day like this?
Person 2: I know right?
Person 3: Oh, that's just Matthew.

by Ethan Dubs May 31, 2023

Matthew

Bitch who punches everyone, things he’s gonna get head from Hannah and is a bull shitter

Man: oh hi Matthew don’t tell me hannah walked off without u

by Eat my vag October 21, 2017

Matthew Lotz

An absolute mad man. Strongest high schooler in the US and possibly North America. Squatting a remarkable 500 lbs at 16 years old with depth. No one can stop this beast. Receiving offers from 9 Big Ten schools for tight end. Kyle Pitts needs to watch his back.

Did you see Matthew Lotz snag that toe tapper?! Pop off beast! #D1 Lotz

by ClEmSoN CoMmIt April 26, 2021