Long head

Someone who's head is so long it's as high as Burj khalifa.
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds

Where are youuu long head can u bend down can u see clouds from up there ???

by Whateverselena March 17, 2019

Cade Long

Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY

Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn

by Cooper Raynor May 27, 2019

long shorts

A FAT fuck that needs a special desk and thinks he can rap

Dont be a long shorts

by Danman255 May 17, 2018

Glazed Long Jhon

Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.

I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”

by 261ERS February 15, 2024

long nips

When the temperature reaches below the level of comfort and your nips grow three times the size

James: Wow! Its cold out

Michael: Oh yeah it is, I got me long nips.

by Spicy_Meatballlz May 14, 2018

Long veal

noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.

We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!

by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021

Long Moment

It's like a blonde moment, except with tall people with acts of clumbsyness.

Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.

Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL

Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.

Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.

by Bone's Kitchen Crew October 24, 2010