mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy

by jmat9001 April 11, 2016

Burnt Lemon

It is a white asian who tans very easily. Imagine a lemon, being toasted.

That asian over there plays tennis, LIKE A BURNT LEMON.

by Brwnrce April 19, 2016

cock lemon

When you suck on a dick and it gives you sour lemon face

Dale didn't shower for 2weeks and when i sucked his dick it gave me cock lemon.

by sac hanglow October 5, 2016

magic lemonade

A mixture of the traditional Australian drink goon and any kind of lemonade. Serves in getting you royally pissed without tasting like piss.

"Sup lad, what're you drinking tonight?"
"Magic lemonade lad!"

by korjubzot August 2, 2016

Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.

Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber June 15, 2016

Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.

Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber June 15, 2016

Jolly-Lemon

a lemon that is or can be jolly

wow that's a real jolly-lemon

by your personal describer September 12, 2016