Long calls the sleepless night

Means I'm going to sleep or it's bed time

"Wow! It's midnight already? Well, long calls the sleepless night. See you tomorrow, guys!"

by niall_folk March 28, 2025

Paula long

A lady that watches to much tiktok and smokes to many cigs

That paula long is watching tiktoks right now

by Wammypowcoechow February 16, 2021

Long Changed

Antonym of short-changing. When you get more than you bargained for, and not necessarily in a good way.

When you think you're done with all your reps, but then your trainer says, "Just FIVE more!" You have been long changed.

by snigglefitz November 28, 2019

long black train

Large black man meat

Last weekend I wanted a long black train. It was such a large dick.

by Long black train May 6, 2023

Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.

"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"

by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

long abs

The parallel to long back. For when a gal has no tits.

That shawty got some long abs.

by JoeysArk June 27, 2023

Kentucky Long Slap

When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake

Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.

by TomSideways February 7, 2017