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Jake

Really bad terraria player, doesn’t sleep, is black and works at State Farm, needs mental stability with his constant money spending, and has a dog named Paul.
Jake please stop playing terraria

Jake we are going broke
by Jakefromstatefarmmm February 20, 2022
mugGet the Jakemug.

jake

funniest mf ever, his brother bradley is better though
person: “jake, where’s bradley?”
jake: “at work
by friendofidiots June 9, 2023
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jake

jakes are all around great guys. they care for you and are really passionate for things they care about. jakes have good taste in music and girls. if you get a chance to date a jake, never let him go. hop on that jake train before you miss the chance to. if you do, you'll regret it in the long run. jakes are super nice and give the best compliments. they also have the best hair and beautiful eyes. they are outgoing and probably play some type of instrument. they're sporty and have a great taste in clothes. jakes are basically any girls dream guy, a good friend, and sensitive when they need to be. they're also pretty popular.
"Did Jake just go to the mall? Now I wanna go to the mall!"
by not Ashley Marie May 13, 2018
mugGet the jakemug.

Jake

A really fine ass boy,short,but he is hella funny,he is crazy,he got hands for a small guy,he don’t fuck with hoes cuz he is loyal,he got lots of friends but also a lot of enemies.
Jake is so fine
by Calvin82 May 21, 2018
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake Shields

the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.
Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.
by martin0246 December 23, 2011
mugGet the Jake Shieldsmug.

Jake

Jake is a handsome person, with great hair and he is very tall. He has a funny sense of humour and he is genourous too. He can be annoying by listining to loud music of playing games.
by DoryJones🐠 April 18, 2018
mugGet the Jakemug.

jake

the cutest guy on earth who is hilarious sweet and SHORT HAHAHA. he would be your best friend but your worst enemy if ur mean to him or his friends, but hes loyal and dedicated and always up for a good time. he would do stupid stuff like claim he has 0 rizz when in reality he has the most anyone could have. u go jake
“why is jake so cute STOP”
“idk but to me he looks like a troll doll
by sneakerswish200 January 27, 2023
mugGet the jakemug.

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