jacob

A person whom is both weird and an emo child. Hes got an amazing smile and an asymmetrical face. He cares for his friends but they fall for him easily.
friend: do you see that kid wearing black over there?
me: oh ya his name is probably Jacob

friend: oh my friend really likes him
by felixflys627 March 20, 2019
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a donkey who can't get none
hey look he has to be jacob
by someonewhoknowsjacob March 06, 2019
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A person that is the worst dude in the world that goes by the name KronicRL in fortnite and smells like my goats toe cheese after a saturday Goat Shit Stomping rally.
Yo have you seen Jacob play today?
by Mrfunnyguy10 October 04, 2020
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Polio addict. Yacob. Wierd-ass short kid. Writes books. Hates people. YEET.
HORY SHIT HERE CAMES JACOB!
by yeetyskeetybeetyreety February 07, 2019
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A fat bitch who sits across from me in World History and he always wears a trump 2020 hat.
Look at this absolute loon!
That's Jacob.
by Fuck.Jacob November 15, 2019
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A name of a person who is most likely to own at least 1 Borzoi.
"Dude, did you see Jacob's new Borzoi?"
"He got another one?? How many does he have??"
"He just got his 17th!"
by whatagreatmovie October 14, 2022
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Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...
"Have you seen how sexy Jacob is today? I wish my bf was like him"
by nigori January 31, 2024
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