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Jacob

Jacob is a humongous twat who has the tiniest dick in the world ( unlike my huge horse cock) ;). Hit me up any time ladies. Im availible
by ONII CHANI HAVE A DICK February 11, 2021
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Jacob

A loser who bullies intelligent kids because he has no life. Specially Jacob Little at my school.
Idiot: woah Jacobs cool
Me: go die fag or is it opposite day
by okzoomer420blazinn November 21, 2019
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Jacob

he is the almighty GOD of all gods
by CH1LL1 February 16, 2021
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Jacob

1. An extremely big dick. 2. Being very nice but if you mess with them they will kick your ass. 3. If your name is Jacob you have a big penis and big balls. 4. You will never be gay but have all the lady’s.
“Woah” “ I want to have sex with that sexy beast” Jacob- means you are a goat.
by ImTyrone June 9, 2020
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Jacob

Very tall intelligent lots of women rtust
“Jacob is hot and strong and he took my girl again. 😿”
by urbaldlmao May 30, 2023
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Jacob Gassenheimer

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.
JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.
by palmersfinestbabywetmelikeadog January 17, 2019
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Jillian and Jacob

They love each other and always hug. In school they always sit next to each other. They are a good couple, and they are meant for each other
by NICKPRO February 3, 2022
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