by JohnoThomp July 10, 2024

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019

by SwwSSWswWWswS April 8, 2023

Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.
Girl: have sex with me.
Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.
Girl: have sex with me.
Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.
by DreamWullf August 31, 2023

by randopando2 June 11, 2018

by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018
