Jackie didn't have the Authority

Jackie Weaver

Jackie Weaver – if you recall the dialogue from the jaw-droppingly chaotic parish council meeting – had “no authority” to remove councillors from the meeting. “No authority at all.”
theguardian.com/society/2022/mar/29/jackie-weaver-had-no-authority-after-all-investigation-finds

Jackie didn't have the authority to kick them out of the meeting.

by iwanttodrawahouse January 5, 2023

I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants

Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi

by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021

I have Shabnam

An substitute for I have insert illegal disease or drug here.

oh no, i have Shabnam
Let’s get you to the hospital

by thecharacterwannie April 13, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

doesn't have it all

A nicer way of calling someone stupid or just flat out wild. It can be used to say someone has a mental disability without saying it at the same time.

Don't make fun of him for failing, he doesn't have it all.

by Kekmasternoscopes42069360666 December 5, 2018

I don’t have a gun

It is where someone totally does not have a gun

Generally said in American schools

I don’t have a gun to shoot that French guy

by Among us that is not sus October 28, 2022

Jamaica, we have a bobsled team

From the movie Cool Runnings, they have a tune they sing that's "Some people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team"

Can be essentially a form to randomly convey a sense of nonsense comically in a situation; Being that Jamaica is not know for being ideal to bobsled in; but are know for getting high. So its funny to think of Jamaicans getting high and bobsledding in dirt like its snow.

"Houston, we have a problem"
"Jamaica, we have a bobsled team"

by The absolute August 18, 2025