To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.
Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.
normal hearing kid: gday mate
jarrod: pardon
normal hearing kid: what have you been up to lately?
jarrod:i dont remember
normal hearing kid: you must have hardyhearing
A term used to fob off your kids as an explanation for where you are going and who you are going to see. Warning: This explanation only works with children under 3 and retards.
Child: Where are you going?
Parent: To see Harry Hackenbauer (really going to a ravin sex orgy)
Child: Oh okay see ya