Grease Job

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark

Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.

by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025

Grease

To completely copy someone else’s homework without shame.

Yo is there any way I can grease the Mechanical Analysis homework off you?

by Rat Tort January 31, 2026

Grease the tracks

When you spray non-stick cooking oil on your ass hole before staking a shit so that the shit does not stick to your ass.

Before John went to take a dump, I had to help him grease the tracks.

by Blake-ayyyyy February 7, 2026

Greasemaxing

The act of having an extremely greasy or sweaty bumhole, especially when you shouldn't.

Yo, you just woke up, why are you greasemaxing already?

by Mooseknuck February 23, 2026

Grease Pony

Derogatory term

Coined by the genius Yung Buttpiss, this has no real meaning and is meant to show that anything can be made into a slur if enough people use it

This is explained in the song 'Grease Pony' by Yung Buttpiss: "Being offended is fucking objective"

"Hey Tim!"
"Ew, gtfo of here Jim you fucking grease pony"

by CamTheRichest March 20, 2026

Greasy Lizard

A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).

Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"

"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."

by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025