golden necklace 

When playing the drinking game CAPS, when the beer cap splashes beer onto your opponent face/chest, it is known as a "golden necklace".

You just got the golden necklace... hahahaha!

golden necklace by tappytibbons February 7, 2012

Golden surprise 

Asking ones girl to lie on her back with her mouth open for the purpose(she thinks) of you kneeling over her face to perform fellatio, but instead deftly urinating in her mouth

She looked just so hot that I wanted so much for the bitch to live the dream and experience my golden surprise

Golden surprise by Anon 222 November 6, 2014

golden fleece dick 

Supplied by a natural disaster I.e. earthquake and/ or tsunami. Putting that pussy to sleep like nyquil

I took this girl home last night and gave her the golden fleece dick treatment

golden fleece dick by Earthquake88 January 6, 2015

Golden buzzer 

When your lover pees on you in the shower while one of you sticks a finger (or tongue) in the other's bum.

"hey sweetheart, hop in the shower with me and let me give you a Golden Buzzer to start the morning off right"

Golden buzzer by Tits McGee SC August 1, 2017

Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em

A state of personality where one is paradoxically considered an asshole, but is still considered endearing and likable.

"It's great to be an asshole, but you don't want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you're an asshole."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"

Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019

golden phallic object 

the supposedly rarest type of phallic object you can find in Dank Memer.

the description for the golden phallic object:
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"

golden phallic object by someone out there who is bored June 28, 2021

The Golden Goose of Gondor 

The most badass mother fuckers to ever take Battlefield by storm

The Golden Goose of Gondor just murdered everyone

The Golden Goose of Gondor by Maj Upham December 27, 2011