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Real

A reacting adjective agreeing with another’s statement
Tim:”Woah this cake is fire
Joe:”Real”
by Nawr Cleor September 11, 2023
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screen real

Something that doesn't look like it would if it were real but rather the way it looks in the movies.
Wow, that lightsaber prop is 100% screen real!
by vulkman83 September 20, 2016
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A Real Piece

Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.

Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't

The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!

Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece

(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece

G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!

coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
by gitonga August 18, 2018
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a real bloke

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
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Real Definition

Things that you need to deliberately search for to get. They rarely appear as the word of they day.

BTW if you search up "real definition" and scroll down enough, you'll see a fake name definition that claims to be a "real definition" in the very title. Don't be fooled. It's another fake name definition that took the extra mile to claim it's a real one
You'd have a better chance of living until the universe disappears than finding a real definition here.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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The real Gavin and Stacey

You have seen the tv series…. But this actually happened.

Rich and Vicki, started by working together, the calls went from professional and functional, to flirty undertones, eventually to long night time calls.

They met up just like in tv show and they went to a place somewhere only the know in what ended up being the best first date ever.
That’ couple a really quite sweet, yes they are do you know that locally they are the real Gavin and Stacey because that’s how they got together via work calls
by The Coca Cola kid June 20, 2025
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Real

“I have a big pp
“Real”
by ElmoHasAKnife June 12, 2024
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