Facebook Fallout

The ridiculous amount of notifications and messages recieved after any social event

JEff: 'Awesome party last night, you should have come'
STEVE: 'yeah but look who's wading through the facebook fallout now'

by a non in mousse July 15, 2011

Facebook Stutter

When one posts something once on Facebook, only to have their computer freeze up and post it repeatedly.

"Um, why did you write 'Happy Birthday' on my wall SEVEN TIMES?"
"It wasn't me, stupid Facebook Stutter."

by nothing?nothing,tralala?397 October 1, 2011

Facebook Rash

(noun)

Someone who follows you around on Facebook, and comments of everything you do.

Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.

Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.

by lrx_stra March 18, 2016

Facebook Constipation

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.

Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015

Facebook Juggling

When you have so many windows and games going on Facebook that you feel as if you are juggling.

Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!

Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling

by shadyblues13 July 3, 2011

Extreme Facebooking

The act of amassing hundreds of friends over multiple years and then, in one day, posting multiple crotch-shots of yourself, sex pics of yourself and any offensive or racist comments on your Facebook profile for the sole purpose of seeing how many people will De-Friend you in a 24 hr. period.

After normal Facebooking for several years, I grew tired of the medium and decided to do some Extreme Facebooking, so I posted ten before-and-after photos of the night in which I laid a 'Hot Carl' on Ms. Madeleine Albright's chest and proceeded to Chili-dog her, losing 127 friends in the process.

by painfulQueef November 14, 2011

facebook invade

Commenting or posting on someone's facebook post where you don't know the person.

After the post, the invader writes INVADED! to let everyone know they've been invaded.

Augie puts picture up of himself. Two friends comment, one person (Danny) unknown to all, invades:

Jenny - Aww u look awesome!
Chris - Where did you get that sword?
Danny - You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch :D. INVADED!

That was a facebook invade.

by MDMC January 15, 2011