December 8th

the day of birth of sexiest, funniest, swankiest hoe ever. u a real hoe if u were born on december 8 🚫🧢 but in a cool way

person 1: bro did u see that hoe over there. she must have been born on december 8th!

person 2: facts bro. but she a hoe in a cool way. ya know

by theTHOTthatcounts October 26, 2019

No Pussy December

Since my boyfriend is being a bum I’m creating “No Pussy December”!!!!

Boyfriend: “Can I get sum 🐱😏?”
Girlfriend: “Sorry bud it’s no pussy december🤷🏼 ♀️“

by no pussy december December 1, 2018

December 29th

It's December 29th. This day is honoured to your local furries birthday. Wish them a Happy Birthday!

Guess what! Its December 29th.
Time to celebrate your local furries birthday!
Happy Birthday @furry

by Idiwpwheikdbdnzl December 23, 2020

December 9

In December 9 everyone is going to ask their crush out

Boy: Wanna go out on a date?
Crush: Why?
Boy: It’s December 9.

by The Hehe Man of Wisdom69 December 6, 2019

December 11th

National spend the day with your girlfriend day

Guy: *spends all day with his girlfriend

Girl: thank you for spending the day with me

Guy: no problem it’s December 11th

by User_163849 December 8, 2020

December 15

Give your gf/bf hugs, kisses, chocolates and your hoodies

Boy: Here you go
Girl: Why did you give me a hoodie and chocolates
Boy: It’s December 15 lol

December 15 is nation kiss your gf/bf

by HackyTacky2001 December 13, 2021

windy december

the action of putting your anus very close to someones face and farting so they can feel your ass wind on them.

i gave her a windy december and it made her cum

by fart flame October 6, 2010